A collage of stories, written with no-holds-barred, depicting Paris. Shortlisted for the 2018 International Booker Prize.
Vernon is a lifelong connoisseur of modern music. He used to own a record shop but that has been shuttered. He has survived by selling off his collections and the generosity of Alex Bleach, a rock star friend. But now Alex is dead, the rent is unpaid, and Vernon is evicted. So begins a picaresque as he sofa-surfs around the city, spiralling down towards the streets. But he does have one marketable asset: three video-cassettes containing the last recorded interview with Bleach. A variety of people are seeking these, for various reasons. So Vernon, unknowing, is being hunted through the streets.
Each of the friends he stays with, and others he meets, and their contacts, has a story; these stories are told in the third-person but from first-person perspectives. But by bit, a mosaic is built depicting ... Is it modern France? Is it Paris? Is it just Vernon's subculture? It would be difficult to claim that all life is shown here. There is a porn actress and a writer and a movie producer and a screenwriter and someone who makes her living by trashing reputations on the internet, for a fee. But there are few 'normal' occupations. One lad works in a clothes shop and one character teaches at a university but where are the secondary school teachers and the policemen, the waiters and the concierges, the market traders and the insurance clerks? So it is not a representative cross-section of society.
What rather took my breath away was the honesty of the writing. There is no fuss here about trigger warnings. The interior monologues include racist and sexist comments, they even include a wife-beater justifying himself; he points out that if he was of higher class he could feel from time to time good about himself but since he isn't “If I quit being violent, when do I ever get to feel like I'm the master? Come on, who's going to respect a submissive pleb?” (256) These people justify themselves to themselves and the author records their thoughts and presents them without comment, presumably believing that the reader will condemn the characters because of what they are saying. She is challenging the reader. “They have no doubts about anything. They are perfectly aware that no-one agrees about anything, something that might prompt them to wonder what to do in the face of so many contradictory views. Far from it, any challenge seems to reinforce their conviction that they are right.” (p 135) And unless the reader encounters the divergent opinions of the characters, how can the reader be aware that those who disagree with their views are human beings who are part of our democratic society and must be noticed rather than swept beneath a moralist carpet. That works for me.
A meandering plot, powered by the question of whether Vernon's recordings will be tracked down, but a warts-and-all portrayal of some memorable characters.
Selected quotes:
- “Madame Bodard liked to talk about her two sons, she worried about them a lot, regularly took them to see a paediatrician in the hope that he would diagnose some form of hyperactivity disorder that might justify sedating them.” (p 8)
- “Kids of this generation had been raised to the rhythms of the Voice in the Big Brother house, a world in which the telephone can ring at any time to give the order to fire half of your colleagues. Eliminate thy neighbour is the golden rule of the games they have been spoon fed since childhood.” (p 9)
- “The drawback of karma theory was that if there was even a grain of truth in the notion that ‘what goes around comes around’ people would have long since stopped being arseholes.” (p 10)
- “He dressed like a Playmobil figurine in his Sunday best.” (p 21)
- “Vernon does not have the attention span to be a [sic] truly depressed.” (p 84)
- “Arousal is a pulsating in the groin, love is a weakening in the knees.” (p 87)
- “Not only is Sylvie negative like a fine drizzle that can chill you to the marrow, she can quickly become nasty when roused.” (p 130)
- “Infobesity.” (p 137) What a wonderful word!
- “Deborah had a heart like an artichoke - ‘a leaf for anyone, but a meal for no one’.” (p 159)
- “This girl wanted to create a book that would be like a cathedral in the sky, she would probably end up delivering a plywood shed.” (p 178)
- “Success is like beauty, there's no arguing with it, it is what it is. And it strikes where it strikes.” (p 179)
- “Why bother educating people who are surplus to the job market?” (p 197)
- “Preserving one's charm while losing one's looks is an equation that rarely balances.” (p 208)
- “Hetero douchebag type, smug, confident in his opinions, spewing hoary old cliches yet convinced he's just invented the wheel.” (p 220)
- “Facing the toilet, he pauses for a moment, which is more pressing - throwing up or diarrhoea? He has to choose. It has often occurred to him that, in a more civilized world, it would be possible to sit and lean forward, thereby relieving yourself in both senses without having to change position. People who design toilets clearly do not drink enough, they don't take account of crucial everyday situations.” (p 237)
- “He has a sneaking admiration for rockers, the way they managed to go straight from juvenile to senile without pausing at mature.” (p262)
- “After his death, everything imploded. At first, the protagonists remained standing. Dried husks filled with ashes.” (p 275)
- “The enemy was never going to be minimum-wage workers.” (p 307)